A boy and his best friends set out to find the aliens who crash-landed next to their Roswell, New Mexico, farm in this adventurous and heart-filled novel from the author of Lemons.
Mylo never really believed in Martians, unless they had a starring role in one of his comic books. But then a flying saucer crash-lands next to his Roswell, New Mexico, ranch, and he starts to hear voices--like someone is asking for his help.
With his best friend Dibs and crush Gracie by his side, and his Cracker Jack superhero membership card in his pocket, Mylo sets out on an epic adventure to investigate the crash and find the Martians. But he and his friends end up discovering more about the universe than they ever could have imagined.
"Plenty of adventure and stinky-feet jokes."--Publishers Weekly
An Excerpt fromThe Truth About Martians
July 4, 1947—-11:53 p.m.
In a fiery blaze.
That’s how they show themselves for the very first time.
It’s not like a Martian invasion is the first thing I think of when I see it, because I’m not crazy.
But it’s definitely the second.
Not because I’m crazy, though. It’s because that’s exactly how Superman arrived.
In a fiery blaze.
His parents, Jor-El and Lara, sent him to Earth in a little space vessel to escape the annihilation of the planet Krypton.
You could say I’m sort of a Superman expert.
Well, both me and my best friend, Dibs, are. Except he’s got this weird obsession with Martians, too. Mostly the Planet Comics series. It’s his favorite, even over Superman.
Which is why Martians are the second thing I think of.
Because it’s all he talks about some days. Martians this and Martians that. It’s hard not to think of them even when you’re trying not to because he’s always jabbering on about them.
Whatever it is that I’m seeing now streaks a blaze of fire through the black, thrashing thunderclouds on the hottest night of the summer in the middle of a monsoon and turns the small town of Corona, New Mexico, into a real-life comic book. The only difference is that no one’s shouting This looks like a job for Superman! And Kal-El, the Last Son of Krypton, is a no-show.
It’s just me.
And I’m no superhero. Not even close.
Neither is Dibs, who sleeps through the whole darned thing.
“Dibs!” I whisper. “You see that?”
He’s sawing logs and sucking his middle knuckle.
That kid wouldn’t wake up if the vessel landed on the roof and Superman himself stepped out and started dancing a jig to “The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.”
Downstairs the baby is too busy crying and Momma too busy rocking and hushing in the creaky chair to notice any difference between that fiery flash of light and plain old lightning.
But I do.
I mean, I think I do . . . it just happened so fast.
Baby Kay doesn’t like summer monsoons. Especially the loud ones. The ones that crash and crack and light up the nighttime sky in an angry battle of cloudy wills. I think maybe in her tiny brain she thinks if she wails the loudest she’ll win and send all the clapping thunderclouds running. At least that’s what it seems like, because she can howl real good sometimes.
It’s when the brilliant flash of light dashes a second time across the bedroom ceiling from one corner to the other in less than one blink that I sit straight up. It’s a flash so bright and so fast that it makes me wonder if I really saw anything at all.
Dibs and I are in my bed lying toes to nose, sweating under a single white sheet even though there’s another perfectly good bed sitting on the other side of the night table. Which he reminds me of just about every single time he sleeps over. And that’s a lot of nights since his momma left.
The bed on the other side of the night table with the blue quilt pulled straight and tight stays empty, though.
Empty for one year, one month, and eight days.
I look down at Dibs, watching him saw logs loud and steady. His mouth wide open now, sucking air in and out like the sky hasn’t just caught fire for a moment. His face peaceful and totally unaware of his impending doom.
A dirty-foot-in-the-face alarm clock.
And since he doesn’t see it coming, I get him real good, too. This time with my toes rubbed up right under his nose.
He sits straight up.
“Aw, that’s just foul!” he cries.
“How could you sleep through all that?” I whisper.
“Through what?” He holds his hand up to his nose. “Don’t you ever wash them things?”
“You only missed the whole darned thing,” I tell him.
“The scum under your toenails?” He sticks his pointer finger inside his left nose hole, knuckle-deep. “Seen it. And smelt it, too. You shoved your pinky toe in, you know. In.”
I stretch my neck to get a better look out the window as Grammy Hildago’s old lace curtains billow in the wind like two white ghosts scrambling in from the rain.
Momma and Daddy took over Grammy and Pappy Hildago’s ranch five years ago after Pappy Hildago died. Daddy left the Army Air Force and we moved to New Mexico from the Bronx, where he grew up. I was six and Obie was eight and Baby Kay wasn’t even born yet. But I hardly remember life before Corona.
“It was like the sky turned to daytime and back to night again in a single blink,” I whisper down at Dibs.
He’s not even listening to me, holding one nose hole closed and snuffing in and out of the other. “I hope you’re happy, because that funk is probably stuck up in my nose hairs for life.”
“Dibs!” I sit up. “I’m trying to tell you something important here.”
“About the light?”
“Yeah,” I say.
He hoists himself up on one pointy elbow and holds his head in his hand, blinking at me. “What’s the big deal about lightning?”
“That’s what I’m trying to tell you,” I say. “I don’t think that’s what it was. At least it didn’t look like lightning. It looked like . . . like the sky caught fire or something.”
“So . . . lightning.”
“I told you it wasn’t, didn’t I?”
He yawns a long, bored yawn. “If it wasn’t lightning, then what was it?” he asks.
“That’s the question,” I tell him.
He clicks his tongue at me, rolls his eyes real big, and flops back down on the bed. “Good night,” he tells me, sliding a flat pillow with a yellowing case over his head. “And if I get another toe in the snoot, you’re going to get this knuckle sandwich right in the kisser.” He pushes a single skinny duke out from under the pillow.
I snort at that one and hear his muffled giggle against the mattress.
That’s because we both well know that his sandwiches couldn’t make a dent in anyone’s kisser. Knuckle or otherwise. He’s a skeleton with the skin still on and he knows it, too.
And then another fiery streak lights up the room, this time with a whooshing noise that sounds like it’s blowing the green shutters clear off the windows as it blazes on by.
I know he sees something this time, too, because his head pops straight up from underneath the pillow. Baby Kay howls her loudest wail yet. And I rush to the window, clinging to the wet sill with wide eyes peering out into the blackness.
Sloppy raindrops soak the cows soggy out in the field and pummel the roof of the front porch and the barn, too. Small lakes form in the dirt drive and the large drops drench the chicken coop and Daddy’s tractor parked out front.
“What is it?” Dibs asks, holding the sheet tight under his chin like a threadbare protective shield. “What do you see out there? Is it Martians? It is, isn’t it? Martians landing to take over the planet. Just like a real live War of the Worlds. It is, isn’t it?”
“Why don’t you just come over here and look for yourself,” I say.
“I’m not going anywhere until I know for sure there isn’t any Martian out there waiting to beam me up to the mother ship,” he says. “You check first.”
“I’m not your Martian checker.”
“You know they’ll harvest your brains out your ears as soon as look at you,” he goes on. “That’s how they are.”
I blow air out of my mouth. “You read way too many comic books,” I say.
“On The Whistler last week,” he goes on, “they had a whole episode about this guy who was abducted by Martians and they probed his brain and he became a mindless, soulless shell of a human to further the Martian agenda here on Earth and no one even knew it because he still kept his same human form.”
I scoff. “Probed his brain?”
He looks at me real serious. “Yep, Martian mind control.”
I shake my head at him but he keeps on anyway, just like he does when he blabs on with his Martian stories.
“Maybe they already probed ’em and we don’t know it because they already took our brains for experimentation and they’re gone now,” he says.
I turn to face him. “Maybe yours is.” I smile.
He smiles back at me with his big beaver teeth that don’t all fit in his mouth yet. “Well, they do tend to prefer geniuses.” He puts his chin in the air and puffs his skinny chest out.